Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. Quotes.net. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Howard: Something Tommy taught me. Howard Moon: Have a look through there, what do you see? Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! Some say hes half man, half fish. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. It's delivered by ninjas. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Kodiak Jack: Book! Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. NOOO! Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. Crouton! Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! Think of Johnny Thunders. Stop! Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! Vince: This is the best job in the zoo: Millet distribution. Soup, soup a spicey. Jupiter, I did a song! Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! Lucien: Ol' Gregg. North Pole Native: We will be very offended if you do not eat with us. Working out to hot be-bop. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. Howard: Sorry, I thought that was your look., He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. There's a simple truth to you. He poured him into an antique soup ladel, and boarded his magic carpet, destination, Alaska. Vince: Howard?..Howard?Howard?Howard?..Howard?..Howard..Howard..Howard..HowardHoward?..Howard. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Ultra: Well, he better be. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! As big as a garage. Just punch him in the snout alright? Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it. Miso! 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. Howard: Sometimes I wish I could take all my skin off and writhe about. It hurts. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? [sighs in resignation]. An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? The New Sound. Play like you've never played before! We're the Piper Twins! Some viewers may find this . Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Bob Fossil: "Oh! Vince Noir: [Tries to stifle his laughter]. This is just one mink, this whole outfit. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. The horrific screaming noises Nanatoo makes were made by Noel Fielding and Rich Fulcher, screaming into a microphone. 20 of Malcolm Tuckers most cutting insults Howard: What? Howard Moon: Hi ladies. Look! Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. What do you want to lay down? Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. Where are the bars and the women? Required fields are marked *. Ooo. It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. NO! The Spirit of Jazz: Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove! Carrot and coriander. What is Yorkshire? 5 Quotes; Plot Overview Notes Arc Advancement Happenings Characters Referbacks Trivia The Show Behind the Scenes Allusions and References Memorable Moments An idea is formulating! Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! Howard Moon remains where he is. I think that's got the wrong ring to it. The Hitcher: I'm bad juju! [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. I know Wing-Chung. Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. Women respect that. Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. And separately, they are both brilliant as well. The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! 25 of Rik Mayalls greatest quotes Others call me Captain Margaret. 'Cos I love you. Vince: My hair's an intrinsic ingredient to this show. Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! Vince: The things you say? But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache., Naboo: Dont mess with the occult. Naboo: Three hours. And I need you more than ever! Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. Carrot and coriander. Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. 18 Jan. 2023. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Vince: I write novels. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Oh cheese. Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. Got a ring to that don't it? Chilli chowder. Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. Soup! Naboo: This is Liquid Music. Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? Rudy: No need to say anything, just kiss my balls. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. Block it out. I need something more. I couldn't reach the pee-trough! He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Colin: Some say he's a ghost. They call me the Midnight Barber. It was Chiko. I call it the library suit. The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! I am too old. They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Loose change, in case you've got any fines! He took a piss on me! Let Kirk drive. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. The Hitcher : Aagh. Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. "The Boosh!" And then, apropos of nothing but your sheer companionable joy, you both broke into an off-the-cuff rendition of Calm a Llama Down. That's even worse! Remember the pencil! Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Slam it down. [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! . How are you? Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw! [Spits] That's all you people know. Bob Fossil: [Addressing children] Why are you people so small? Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Right? Why didnt you tell me? I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. I need to meditate, go away and digest what we have spoken about, come to an understanding of why I was right and you are wrong, and then I type it up and give it back to you in note form. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? 18 Jan. 2023. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Strawberry Bootlace. Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! ", "Can I have a crisp?". Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. It burns. Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! I once looked at a hedge. A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. Howard Moon: Thats a pretty big mood swing. "Yes!" they'd honk. Howard: Yeah or else? 50 of the best lines from Peep Show I'm the Hitcher, let me put you in the picture, creeping in you room in the dead of night, with me solo polo vision! There is also a very funny "mock . Yeah, the pandas. What's your point? Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. We got close, too close some people said. Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! That's for your library card. Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! Boosh! Can't get it in shops. You're supposed to be a zookeeper. Whats wrong with you? Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". 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